how to survive a horror movie

shanegotherlike:

cunniliingus:

applepiepops:

youremybeautifulrescue:

meeron:

  • don’t shower
  • don’t have sex
  • don’t go camping in the woods
  • don’t go in that abandoned warehouse
  • don’t get in the car alone
  • don’t turn off the lights
  • don’t go anywhere alone
  • if you are confronted by the killer, don’t run away
  • you will trip and ultimately break your leg
  • don’t answer the phone
  • never go to bed
  • never strip down
  • never turn your back
  • MAKE SURE THE KILLER IS DEAD
  • try not to be black.

(via thatsdopee)

(via ripamydeactivated666666)

DSGDFGDFHJFGFS

-_-

sluts die first. 

also, “try not to be black.”